Pirate Poohey and the tales of bodily functions!

So as of a week ago Pirate Poohey has taken to announcing in public places bodily functions, it goes something like this: scene friend's mother's prayer service "Mama, Honey I POOPED DI AP ER!" Punkymom in a whisper: "Honey lets use our little voice right now and Mommy will get you a diaper in just a minute. (checks diaper no poop) later figuring out she thinks passing gas and pooping are the same. So I explained later when she has more gas that she is tooting or farting and so now this week it's Ha ha Mama, Honey.. I farted, Mama farted... Daddy farted haha. Or how about this one Mama, Honey... I PEE POOPED DI AP ER, I PEE POOPED DIAPER( Not sure if she said this 2 to correct herself on how she said it or just to make sure EVERYONE where we ate heard.